Me cuenta mi padre que algunos obreros del ramo petrolero fingían enfermarse a veces....
¿tos? ¿diarrea No......
"Se requiere al obrero XXXX a fin de realizarle el estudio del papanicolau el día XXXX"
Holly fuck! Y es que, hasta en la mentira, se requiere de cierta estructura
Salu2 y muy buenos puntos, Sil.
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21. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Claro, quizá el número 22 causó el 21... no sé, digo yo...
¡¡¡PLOP!!!
Jaaaa...jajaja... me hizo llorar de risa a mí también...
Muy interesante para analizar en "Estructuras comparadas" (ambiguities).
1. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA
2. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
3. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
Dr. wouldn't submit his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Mayer :-P
If intercourse gives you thrombosis
While continence causes neurosis,
I prefer to expire
Fulfilling desire
Than live on in a state of psychosis.
Roddie
PS Great thread, BTW!
Oh yes, and as my grandfather used to say: De algo hay que morir!
If intercourse gives you thrombosis
While continence causes neurosis,
I prefer to expire
Fulfilling desire
Than live on in a state of psychosis.
Roddie
PS Great thread, BTW!
Me vino, de repente, a la mente la película "Something's gotta give " con Jack Nicholson y Diane Keaton, mientras esperan a que él se recupere del infarto 
Feliz día,
Alicia
If intercourse gives you thrombosis
While continence causes neurosis,
I prefer to expire
Fulfilling desire
Than live on in a state of psychosis.
Roddie
PS Great thread, BTW!
Me vino, de repente, a la mente la película "Something's gotta give " con Jack Nicholson y Diane Keaton, mientras esperan a que él se recupere del infarto
Feliz día,
Alicia
Hi, Alicia
It reminded me of the Robert Frost poem that goes "From what I’ve tasted of desire...".
P.S.: I actually looked it up 'cause I didn't remember it all, here it goes:
Robert Frost
Fire and Ice
SOME say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
(Beautiful, innit? I know, I know, high poetry compared to Roddie's limerick )
Robert Frost
Fire and Ice
SOME say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Guau, no lo había oído antes... profundo... yo soy más amiga del fuego pero, definitivamente, no hay como el frío y el hielo para destruir (relaciones)...
feliz día,
Alicia
Coincido con el autor en que ambos extremos - frío y calor - son letales para una relación. Es divertido el hecho de que el apellido del autor de este poema sea justamente "Frost".
Roddie