If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Anonymous
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Anonymous
(sorry, I have a loooooong list of great ones which are signed by Anonymous.)
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a
twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat'
Anonymous
MAUSOLEUM, n.
The final and funniest folly of the rich.
Ambrose Bierce
"If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research"
Albert Einstein
"Men of the South! It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"
Emiliano Zapata
I feel cheated! I always thought this was an original Torrijos quote: «De pie o muertos pero nunca de rodillas.» Hmm!
(Not that I care much actually...)
We are two. I thought it was Che Guevara's!!!
Au
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
J. Danforth Quayle
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Slovenian proverb
Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.
Katherine Mansfield
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Clarence Darrow